‘Rims and stripes make it go faster right?’
‘Well sure lady, but you gotta slow down anyway to accommodate for everyone else who wants to listen to your stereo.’
I’ve had the same tires for a long time, and I can conclusively say, I don’t drive like a jerk. Brakes and tires wear out faster if you drive aggressively, and I apparently don’t. The peppy car and I are back on the road, full steam ahead.