Just to see what all the fuss was about, I started watching episode one of Jersey Shore. By about the four minute mark, I knew I wasn’t going to like it, but I couldn’t even force myself to watch the entire episode. The show is mind-numbing trash. How did Trailer Park Boys make me laugh so hard, and yet true mind-numbingly painfully horrid trailer trash I can’t even sit through an entire episode?


If I had

a small utility knife, I could remove the ever-accumulating pile of pigeon crap that’s smeared and now frozen on my windshield.

Tim Horton’s is Branching Out

Our well loved Canadian coffee shop has been serving hash browns for several months if not a year now. I’ve got one today, and I must say, they should have just stuck to donuts and coffee. This thing is awful. Why did they bother?