Redeem This

This is the sort of irony that Alanis Morissette wasn’t singing about. This is horrible. Her first album, aptly titled Undiscovered, I haven’t ever seen the cover art for, and now that I’ve stumbled upon this piece of ninth-grade-googly-eyed-portraiture, I’m not sure that I really want to go looking for it either.

Seriously, Redemption? I don’t even need to listen to this to know it’s trash.

Redemption Album Cover

Maybe it appeals to the demographic...



The woman living across the street from me crosses herself and mutters a hail mary under her breath every time she sees me. She doesn’t do this with the other neighbours. She waves hello and will have a whole conversation, but always starts with this odd religious thing, as if I don’t notice. It’s been going on for about three months now. I was outside picking the weeds out of my garden today, and she came outside to get her mail –  and there it was – the weird up down arm thing and then “hello, lovely day!” So weird.

Happy Mother’s Day!!

Mum and I

Mum and I are pretending to be Supermodels one day last weekend and hamming it up for the camera. Happy Mother's Day! Love ya!

Twitter Sucks

Site Is Down Image

I have only been using Twitter for Eleven weeks and I am already furious that this is what I see when I try to log in. Seriously? Hurry the fuck up! Thanks for the cute image and all, but I have lots of time to waste!

My Computer Works!

I Should Be Sleeping

Instead, I’m dancing around my kitchen, still half-furious that I can’t get my computer to work the way I want it to. It’s been almost three straight days of fighting with it, and though I seem to have beaten the system because of one problem, there’s another problem lurking around the corner that I still can’t seem to figure out. At one point in college, I knew a guy who we used to refer to as “Codec-Dave”, and it’s almost too bad that I don’t have his contact information anymore, because this is one of those times that someone with a name like his certainly might not be a bad person to have around. Then again, he was crazy.

Anyway, this is what I’ve been listening to for the past 20 minutes.