I want to steal Tanya Kim’s shoes, but I can’t stand this stupid empire-waisted dress. Seriously, if she was naked but just wandering around in these awesome shoes she’d be doing herself better justice than in this terrible pleated bag. The show, the set, the voice (oh the voice!), the poise– it’s all perfect. If she walked past me though, I’d have to knock her down and make off with her shoes. She can keep the retarded dress.
I’ve just realised, that, to my grandfather, I’ve lent out my copy of Stephen Leacock’s short stories- and now I sort of want it back.